Jokes on dating older women

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For example, if there’s a lot of sexual tension and you want to bring her back to your place to get physical, you don’t need some cover like “let’s go back to my place and watch a movie”.She knows the real reason you’re inviting her over, and if she wants the same thing she won’t need an excuse to rationalize it.Now while older women are often interested in (or at least open to) dating younger men, that doesn’t mean they’re interested in dating “boys”.They want strong, powerful men and you’ve got to show her you’re that kind of man – who just happens to be a bit younger. You can start with strong, confident body language and eye contact.Asks Barbara with a big excited double chin smile, “I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ” “Sugar why don’t you sit down by the table and we’ll start supper.” Said Dorothy to her Husband of 50 years. He is just the cutest, he says to me in the cutest voice “Hi Grandma! ” At the urging of Harry’s wife and doctor, 50 year old Harry finally made it to the gym.“Sure thing,” said her husband settling himself down. After a whole meal of one endearing term after another, their guest Bob couldn’t contain his curiosity any longer. ” It just gets me all teary eyed.” After what seemed like two hours for the poor man sitting next to her, Gertrude seemed to realize that perhaps she was talking a bit too much. Here I am just talking and talking without letting you get in a word edgewise! After consulting with one of the trainers, Harry decided to try out a steep treadmill.

Unlike a lot of younger women who are still exploring the dating world, older women have a much stronger idea of what they want.

“My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like my Freddie. She is going 65 on a street where the speed limit is 40.

Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much as hint that I want something the next morning it’s on my doorstep.” “That’s very nice about your Freddie”, says Gertrude. A cop pulls her over and says “ma’am, can I please see your license? It’s the wire around your neck – it makes people talk louder!

Older women tend to have more experience in dating, relationships, and in the bedroom.

So dating older women gives you a great opportunity to learn a thing or two in all these areas.

Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper, he truly treats me like a queen.” “WELL! ” She says “I stole the car and I killed the driver; he’s in the trunk.” “Ma’am, DON’T MOVE, I’m calling for backup.” He mutters furiously into his walkie-talkie… “Of course, officer,” she smiles demurely and pulls out a license from her purse. ” After much nagging from his wife, Sam was visiting the audiologist. It was during breakfast, that Morton finally remembered what it was. But what she answered he just couldn’t seem to remember. “Hi Greta”, said Morton, “I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed?

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